Balloon Boy Saga, for those that missed it.
I must confess. I am one of the many Provo residents who finds comfort inside the bubble and only looks through the window of the media once in awhile when I feel courageous. It’s not that I don’t care about what is going on in the nation… I just don’t care to see more air [...]
You See, It’s Not Funny, Because…
I’d like to openly accuse Divine Comedy for giving me false expectations all these years. I almost believe that I have been lied to. I’ve watched DC sketches and heard weird stories about “freshman fools”… “Oh, freshmen, what babies”… But being a freshman means nearly nothing.
I thought for sure something drastic and stereotypically freshmanish would [...]
A Sketch that Will Never Run…
I wrote the following song lyrics last year. The lyrics are to be sung to the tune of Modern Major General. For several reasons, the sketch turned out to be completely unperformable. Since I think the writing is still quite clever, I’ve included the lyrics for your enjoyment. (Read it with Modern Major General playing [...]
