Mary’s Objectionable Endangered Marine Animal of the Week

This post was written by kabe on March 31, 2009
Posted Under: Uncategorized

I don’t trust sea otters. 

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They look like they have something to hide. Oily and shifty-eyed. And what’s with that whole using tools thing? Sure, it’s cute when it’s just a rock and anemones, but what are we going to do when they develop nuclear capacities?

Reader Comments

I too have wondered about otter credibility. You totally left out how beady their shifty-eyes are. If they weren’t such good buddies with seaweed, I would hazard a guess that they were behind global warming and worldwide pollution.

#1 
Written By Lexi on April 2nd, 2009 @ 8:13 am

Hey! Not cool. My cousin and some of my best friends are otters.

#2 
Written By Jason on April 2nd, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

Everyone knows that otters are mere pawns for the greatest threat to our oceans: Starfish. Starfish don’t even have eyes to be beady. How can you even tell which way to orient them? Radial symmetry is a threat to our bilateral way of life.

#3 
Written By Ryan on April 7th, 2009 @ 1:37 pm

what can we do about this threat? I suppose we should all do our part and dump more oil into the sewers in hopes that it reaches those devilish fiends!

#4 
Written By Nick on April 8th, 2009 @ 9:43 am

Really, how can we trust those denzians of the deep? Even though they hang out at the top of the water, who knows when they will rise to the top of the world? Also, the fact that they can breathe underwater just makes it easier to spy on us in our own backyard pools.

#5 
Written By Amalia on May 15th, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
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